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avianawareness:

asgardandbeyond:

giraffepoliceforce:

altering-cave:

So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.

Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.

that was the best safe-sex talk ever.

Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”… 

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.

Thank you for articulating what most cannot even comprehend. <3

I give women a WIDE berth when it comes to complaining about sex stuff because dudes dude generally have the upper hand / it easier in those situations and that sucks. Men can indeed be insensitive assholes… but on the whole? Most woman A. know nothing about condoms, and B. in my experience are SUPER insensitive on the issue of condoms. So… yeah, amen to the above statement.

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chalie22:

sighcology:

this was honestly the most beautiful scene

One of my favorite scenes

Most of the time Michael was crappy but then he did stuff like this.

Fuck, now I need to rewatch The Office…

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Billie Holiday — It’s Easy to Remember - 1958

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docawesome:

My life.

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Fantasy Booking NXT Takeover: Fatal Four Way

Firstly, Kenta. They’re going to have The Nature Boy Ric Flair welcome him to WWE? Awesome… Kenta comes out to great fanfare, cool highlights from his career, big speech from Natch, handshake… BOOM lights out, mysterious music. Lights up… Price Devitt is in the ring in full crazy ass body paint, Flair at his feet… he slowly makes eye contact with Kenta giving him the guns. Lights out, he’s fucking gone. Regal, producers, Triple H, medics all rush out to check on Flair.

The resulting feud: Devitt vs. Kenta in a battle of the international icons. I’d book Devitt very carefully, lots of quiet pre-taped promos, have him rock the creepy body paint gimmick for all its worth.

This would happen early in the night so Charlotte will be forced to go at it alone in her title match, you see. So it’s one on one, Bayley wins after a strong clean contest. Charlotte pouts, pissed, she’ll be fine. After this I’d debut her with her dad on Raw as a heel diva act, add something new to Paige and AJ’s dynamic. So anyway… Bayley is the new Woman’s champ, she’s celebrating when out comes… (remember, this is fantasy booking) her trainer Sara Del Rey. Sara gets in the ring, gets in Bayley’s face… and points to the title. Nose to nose, intense, simple booking. The announces selling who Sara is and what her job has been behind the scenes for NXT.

The resulting feud: Sara Del Rey vs. Bayley in a teacher vs. student showdown. I’d have Sara go sort of heel mode wanting to push Bayley to show some fire and some fighting spirit… The Rey Gun don’t hug, Jack.

The Four Way Dance… right off the bat, like the Women’s match and Charlotte I’m booking this assuming rumors are true and Neville is destined for main roster super soon. So. You have two solid cheater heels, that’s Neville’s out. I’d have Breeze and Kidd continue their animosity getting their heel wires crossed, Neville “taken out” somehow because of this. This allows for Sami to go on a run, pin one of the heels and finally go over as champ. Zayn celebrates, big moment… OMFG PACKAGE PILEDRIVER KEVIN STEEN HAS ARRIVED “DID YOU THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY FROM ME BUD?! HUH?!” And the next four or five months of NXT television books itself…

Resulting feuds: Kidd and Breeze, I’d honestly add some tweener grey area to Tyler’s persona. As a straight heel he’s a little one dimensional and Kidd eating another high profile loss will do nothing but good things for his current character. But the main feud? Yeah. Steen vs. Zayn over the title and pure unbridled hatred. It’s the perfect way to just inject Kevin into NXT and immediately make him a big deal. Just let Kevin be Kevin… don’t saddle him with a “name” either, let Kevin just be Kevin and you’ll have a licence to print money.

So yeah, that’s how I’d book it.

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roxxieyo:

murphmanfa:

nussstrudel:

Crying Men is a series of photographic portraits of famous film actors. Taylor-Wood makes portraits of her subjects as actors; she shoots them in role, asking each to perform and cry for the camera and demands the actor’s investment in the process. These are no passive sitters.

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This is important.

Let me hold you, woody.

OMFG, going through my likes and there’s that first picture… /cry

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